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# Harvard's gonna be aiight
- URL: https://pulpconversations.com/harvards-gonna-be-aiight/
- Published: 2025-07-03T10:29:12.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-26T14:22:11.000Z
- Description: It's like Bezos complaining about ATM fees ...
- Author: Vinay Gupta
- Tags: Newsletter, #Migrated-1787171093388, #Import 2026-08-19 16:25

## Ok, Harvard here is your playbook:

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#### 1\. Unrestricted Endowment Maneuvers

My research tells me that 80% of the Harvard endowment is restricted, but that leaves **$8–$10 billion** unrestricted. That’s a war chest most universities would kill for.

You could temporarily increase the endowment payout rate from 4.5% to 6% for a few years. That alone could free up an extra $1B+ annually.

`Without touching principal`

But what about the long-term?

Harvard’s endowment returns have averaged 7–8% over the last decade.

A few years of higher drawdown is a rounding error.

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#### 2\. Debt Market Flex

Harvard has a **AAA credit rating** and can issue tax-exempt bonds at rates that make the U.S. Treasury jealous.

`A $1B shortfall?`

Harvard could float a 30-year bond, pay 3% interest, and barely notice the debt service in its annual budget.

The bond market would eat it up, because “Harvard” is basically a synonym for “risk-free.”

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#### 3\. Alumni “Emergency” Campaign

Last time I checked Harvard’s alumni network is a who’s who of moguls, senators, and ex-cons. A single “Save Our Research” gala could raise $1B in a weekend.

“Hey, Zuckerberg, you want your name on a new AI center? Pony up.” 🧐

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## Harvard should focus on:

\-Flexibility of its unrestricted assets  
\-Access to ultra-cheap capital markets  
\-The power of its alumni network

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